"NARAKU!!!" Inuyasha yelled angerily as he along with Kagome, Miroku,and Sango barged in the abandoned Mansion. ( alright.Shippou's with kaede and Naraku's went to a random mansion  which is up a mountain to relax ) Naraku turned around and stared in some shock that Inuyasha and his friends made it over here first before the elder dog demon ( Sesshoumaru ),the wolf leader ( Kouga ), the preistess who wouldn't just stay dead ( Kikyou...and i love her and she's still alive anyway XP ), the damn band of Seven which only came out to be that Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Renkotsu, Suikotsu ( They stay alive because i wanted them too! ) Who seemingly seem to be now after him for some other reason but didnt want to bring it up because of his current issue: Inu the hanyou who's been after him for so long now and he had to admit, that he loved  to torture him but he alike everyone else who's after him, he got bored..they weren't considered fun to control or screw with anymore. Especially that miko whom he had killed not once but twice! And still that bitch wouldn't just go away but she keeps coming at him with same shit...

But that right now that didn't matter.

What had matter was the misfit of all Dog-demons and Humans; Inuyasha. That son of a bitch didnt leave him the fuck alone. And,He,Naraku thought about having a vacation from all of these losers... Paris seemed nice but not good enough for him. then bahamas came to his head but naahh was his reply,then Brazil was his next option and the ladies over there seemed to be more attractive then the women over here. they were more exotic and kinky ( weird ) Then something came to him, why wont he pretend his death and go off to all of those places! Then he wouldn't have to be hearing or plan for another attack while these guys were around. Yeah, that's what he was going to do, Until...

The abomnimation started to cuss him out saying that it'll be the end of him and go to hell and everything so he decided to sarcasticly reply back, "I know.. Kikyou invited me over a few years ago and we had a nice time, celebrating that you weren't around...i say.." He smirked as the reaction he wanted from Inuyasha came to his face. he chuckled evilly and Inuyasha growled.

'Wimp...'

Naraku thought as he looked over at Kagome; the undead miko's 'supposely' re-incarnation...the wench always wore skirts and never considered of wearing a pair of pants. Heck he would've given her a pair to cover her skinny bony sticks she called legs. He felt somewaht bad for Kikyou..The highly respected priestess only second to Midiriko ( forgot how to spell her name ^^; ) had squealy-whiny,skimpy girl named Kagome. He read somewhere that stated a re-incarnation could be different from orginal past time but she was completely unacceptable! but what matter not, he didn't care much for the Skimpy Miko and the Undead Priestess. He said as he sighed.

"Inuyasha, Do you really want my death more than anything in the world...?"

"Feh! What type of QUESTION is THAT!!!?!?!? Of COURSE I WANT YOU DEAD SO YOU CAN LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!!" He yelled angerily. The monk with the jacked-up hand behind him, walked up next to Inuyasha and looked at Naraku suspiciously. Naraku raised a brow in amusement as Miroku asked cautiously, "What are you planning,Naraku?"

"A bargain...Just a simple bargain."

"Like what?" Miroku asked dubiously and Naraku smiled creeply. "Her." he said as he pointed to Kagome who gasped and Inuyasha defiantly stood in front of her with Tetusaiga out and ready to attack. Naraku had the urge to roll his eyes at the 'defending' act. Next to the monk was a demon slayer who should've been a man instead of a woman, Stood next to eachother and near Kagome who played the innocent act.

'You're Kikyou's re-incarnation and you're defenseless! Grow some Back bones and defend yourself!' He wanted to say but chose to leave and detail his answer. "What i meant was that, i want her because she has something that intrigues me..." he said blankly. It stod quiet for two or three minutes which seemed like 10 minutes; kagome answered looking as if she gathered all of her courage to ask him her question. "Like what?" she asked as Naraku stared at her before chuckling evilly.

A tenactle came from underneath and snatched Kagome up in the air and bring her back down in the small tunnel that her ass could fit through. "KAGOME!!!!" All of the three yelled before looking at Naraku. Inuyasha was about to throw the 'Wind Scar' at him but not today,for Naraku was bored and laughed as Kagome was next to him struggling to get out of the hold of his tenactle. ( That don't sound right ) The hit didn't do much of damage to him as for Naraku had already set up a barrier and knew this would happen ahead of time. He wasn't stupid,even though Kikyou thought he was but it outsmarted her which caused her to die two times. Naraku turned and looked at Kagome. His red occulars stared at her chocolate ones, ( I'm hungry.. ) "Wench, what is that object you have that flexes.."

Kagome gave him a weird look. She thought he was gonna take the remainder of her shards she had wrapped around her neck or atleast thought he was gonna rape her or kill her... either or none of that happened and she ws slightly relieved. "What are you talking about?" she asked curiously as her eyes turned into dots. Naraku blinked as he motioned the object with his hands. "The object that you let that kitsune use..." Kagome stared as Naraku stare back at her with a innocent curious look.

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"You LET KAGOME WHAT!??!!???" Replied a angry wolf as he knocked Inuyasha upside his head. "YOU LET NARAKU KIDNAP MY KAGOME!!!!!!!?!?!???!?!?" He yelled angerily in Inuyasha's ears and as he kept yelling at him his brother argued with him and even Bankotsu followed what Kouga did and yelled. While, Jakotsu tried to save Inuyasha's ass from turning into sushi and Renkotsu and Suikotsu quietly interogated Miroku and Sango. "YOU HAD NARAKU RIGHT THERE AND YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!!!! COULD YOU BE ANY STUPIDER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Bankotsu as Sango gasped

"Kagome?"

Kouga and Inuyasha's head flew to her direction. Before Inuyasha made his way to Kagome;who was walking down the stairs, Kouga pushed him out of the way and made to her. "Kagome are you alright? Did that Naraku do anything to you?" Kouga asked worriedly as Inuyasha looked at him angerily and growled. "Watch it! ya mangy wolf!" he said as a vein popped on Kouga's head he opened his mouth to reply back but Banktosu shut him up. "Is Naraku up there?" he asked as waited for her answer. Kagome nodded and Bankotsu smirked. "Well, i'll be going up then..oof!" Bankotsu said as Jakotsu pulled the back of his shirt and pull him back, making him fall on the floor. Jakotsu looked at Kagome suspiciously. "What is this? He kidnapped you and you're perfectly fine...What's that about?" he pointed out as he looked at her disgustedily.

"Yeah..he wants something and i'm going to give it to him because it'll get some of the weight off my back." she said as she added, "You guys need to stay down here though..--" she said as Sesshoumaru pulled her backpack's handle. She stopped when she couldn't budge. She turned around and told Sesshoumaru to let go. He didnt let go and insisted that she answer his question. Kagome told him again with her voice this time carrying hostility. "Let GO!!!" she said as he still didn't let her go. She tried again and turned around facing him. She had a slight angry pout before her foot banged against his cock. Sesshoumar made a low noise as he fell to the floor,with his hands on his cock trying to see if he can do something but kept it there instead. Everyone stared at Kagome wide-eyed as they moved out of her way.Scared of what she might do to them if they tried to stop her. Halfway up the stairs,she yelled "If you didn't stop me,Sesshoumaru,it wouldn't have to come to that Sesshoumaru!!!"

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Naraku looked out and almost bursted out laughing as he saw Sesshoumaru down on the ground trying to get over the pain that the wench inflicted on him. He smirked as Kagome was at top of the Mountain less then 8 minutes. "Hand it over..." he said as his hand reached to her. She sighed as she handed him a small white box. He snatched it and stared at it as if it was his first time receiving the best gift in the whole world. "Go back down again and tell your friends to wait for Kikyou because i want Kikyou to see this more than anyone in this world!! Now go!!!" he ordered as he shooed her away and Kagome left. Less than 5 minutes, Kagome made it down,Sesshoumaru recovered but looked at if he was limp if he tried to walk and Kikyou stood there waiting, impatiently for Naraku. "Naraku said---"

"HEY!!!! EVERYONE LOOK UP HERE!!!!" Everyone heard from far view. Bankotsu squinted as he tried to look for Naraku on the stairs and saw him. In three minutes everyone clearly saw him and at that moment Everyone stared at him with COMPLETE dots on their eyes and frozed in their spot.

Ching ching ching ching ching

"Oh my.." was all Kikyou said as he saw him being more of a moron than he ever was in the first place.

"Hey guys!!! Isn't this Incredible!!! It's gonna be some kind of a record!!!!" Naraku said looking back at everyone happily as he had a complete grin on his face, watching in complete amazement at the purple slinky that fell on each of the steps. "Everybody Loves a Slinky,Ya gotta get a SLINKY!!! SLINKY SLINKY GO SLINKY GO!!!!" He yelled excitedly as went down along with the slinky. "He's gotta be kidding me..." Bankotsu said disbelieving on what's happening. " I don't think he is..." Kouga said in shock. Every pair of eyes followed Naraku down the hill

At the last three steps, The purple slinky stopped and Naraku stared at the slinky in half a minute before shouting "OOOHHHHH MAANNN!!!...CAN YOU BELLLIIEEEVVEEEEE IT!?!?!?! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!....Can i do it one more time...?"

The end

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